The characteristics of a real life superhero, or lack thereof.

So lets get serious and learn a bit about me.
My superhero self:
-I usually make no hard plans.
-I'm a homebody.
-When I go out, I'm the wallflower. I like it that way.
-People watching is one of my favorite activities.
-I live day by day. When I go to bed at the end of the day, I don't look back on the things I should have done different, I've done them already. The only thing I can do is try to make tomorrow different and better. (It's a good theory, but it's hard to live by all the time. I mean really, who is THAT care free. I like to pretend I am.)
-I LOVE cheese. Probably more than humanly healthy.
-I like to drink, alcohol.
-I'm a terrible, terrible, terrible cook. I rather starve than try to make a completely edible meal. But, every meal I make I do end up eating (for the most part). Some of them are so nasty I can't choke down more than a few bites. My two "no-fail" meals are Ramen Noodles and Spaghettios. You think I'm kidding, I'm not.
-If my cooking fails, I mix a drink. If my cooking succeeds, I mix a drink.
-I can't sing and I can't dance. But when I'm by myself, I'm a freaking ROCK STAR!
-I've been called a lush, multiple times by multiple people. It's fitting.
-I don't eat chicken. Period.
-I love old movies and television shows. Old as in black and white.
-I have dance parties on my designated "dance floor."
-I have a love for musicals.
-I'm allergic to caffeine.
-I like watching movies.
-I enjoy spending the day in my sweats on the couch.
-I plan my social life around two shows on Saturday night television: Comedy Central "Stand Up Match Up" and "SNL."

This is the superhero you have found, hope you weren't expecting much.